Ep. 73 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Today on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom and Bert discuss the latest on Meghan Markle and the Royal Family. Afterwards, they take a deep dive into Papa John's struggle with his racist vocabulary along with the common issues with "big words" in our society. To cap it off, Bert explains his exercise/diet routine, how he feels very similar to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and that he might be able to beat him in a foot race.
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  • Kevin Kott

    Kevin Kott

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    19:27 was this a joke? Or did you really get that mad at the guy? Because either way that's hilarious!

  • Alysa Bowie

    Alysa Bowie

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    Idk how many times I’ve heard the n word story I swear it’s every week

  • James Gavidia

    James Gavidia

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    51:35 Bart I think you’re try to say “you have to realize the pain behind the word”

  • Cad Chamberlain

    Cad Chamberlain

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    Bert is relieved that Tom is making awareness of the real issues, big pee small dick

  • Jami Salisbury

    Jami Salisbury

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    Who else is tired of the word "aggressive"?

  • Tony Zamora

    Tony Zamora

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    The election was rigged. Sleepy Joe was placed in power, he is the puppet. Who is really running the country?

  • Tony Zamora

    Tony Zamora

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    Those guys tried to over throw the country was the best joke of the episode. People are brainwashed. The citizens need to act and take this country back. That wasnt it! Revolutionaries use guns not cell phones Bert. The day will come.

  • Jack Jung

    Jack Jung

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    So you might still be faster

  • Jack Jung

    Jack Jung

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    The Rock is way bigger now than he was in the WWE

  • Gage Young

    Gage Young

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    Bret thinks he can beat the rock in a foot race, but he can't even beat Ron.

  • Steve Hunt

    Steve Hunt

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    Bert, your brain rules.
    you aren't oversharing, we love it.
    some people cant articulate a clever way to say they like you so they insult you instead.
    Pool baths are totally a thing.

  • troy rudy

    troy rudy

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    He in fact said it one time only, recorded at least, and he was telling staff what words not to use. Wasn't towards anyone or meant in a malicious way. No other way to interpret it.

  • Cassidy Spice

    Cassidy Spice

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    I love you guys

  • Stephen Devoe

    Stephen Devoe

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    Try not talking over people or cutting people off during a conversation and people prob could deal with you..after all these years of footage of you doing and still you do it so it means you plain and simple dont care

  • Stephen Devoe

    Stephen Devoe

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    I dont know how tom keeps doing this with bert constantly cutting him off..OR how bert watching this videos and he isnt like omg i keep cutting him off i have to stop that..but nope!

  • dj will

    dj will

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    Cant get over how much Tom looks like Brody Stevens....RIP

  • Daniel Renshaw

    Daniel Renshaw

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    Ten dollars off a pair of socks??? How about fuckin not!

  • Darin Gee

    Darin Gee

    21 օր առաջ

    Wow I drive through Bowden often. Too close to home!!

  • Nick B

    Nick B

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    Bert for sure talking about Reckless Ben

  • Harrison Gooch

    Harrison Gooch

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    Bert went from telling everyone how he's smart because he's a clown that makes money, to offering his tabloid clickbait opinion on racists killing the British royal family. Wow.

  • Harrison Gooch

    Harrison Gooch

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    "OMG did the Papa John's guy offend people? OMG should i be offended for black people???"
    They even say "The N's" dude. Censorship of a word gives it power, but let's not talk about that huh

  • aj200415

    aj200415

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    Don’t comment much, but what is up with Tom and Steven Segull?

  • Garbouge Senior

    Garbouge Senior

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    3:15-3:18 Tom literally looks up to the Heaven’s & sighs after Bert interrupts him once again to finish off the joke that Tom started & was trying to finish lmaooo🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

  • Garbouge Senior

    Garbouge Senior

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    Bert “Wevolutionized” Kreischer

  • Kevin Derr

    Kevin Derr

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    Before 1980, if you were applying for a marriage certificate in Pennsylvania, not only did they have that question about blood relatives, but they also made you do a mandatory blood test too.

  • Golden Shepherd

    Golden Shepherd

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    After talking about papa John you guys are not having a relationship with h3h3 again 😂😂 but also he’s gone down hill alot recently so whatever

  • Dylan Paine

    Dylan Paine

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    Term’s looks to the camera when Brad says something insane are gold

  • Backwoodz Padchamp

    Backwoodz Padchamp

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    This one is hilarious 😂

  • adrian sedillo

    adrian sedillo

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    Bert is NOT funny lol tom keeps him around for shits and gigs...

  • SpyderTheGamer

    SpyderTheGamer

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    All State guy played God in the show Lucifer.

  • Jace Chrisman

    Jace Chrisman

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    What a shitty go through the shitty motions episode

  • CRBulldog Gaming

    CRBulldog Gaming

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    I used to work at papa John’s I remember when they switched to Shaq, I learned he said the N word in front of the chair holder who was black.

  • galept

    galept

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    Will this podcast continue after Tom moves?

  • Ryan Cammidge

    Ryan Cammidge

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    ahhhhh lmao see you at southwest Bert I definitely love/hate you.

  • Joseph O'kray

    Joseph O'kray

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    Tom: Yeah so this guy tied up and raped a girl (paraphrase
    Bert : Let me tell you what. I've done that with friends
    Tom: Which part?
    GOLD

  • Chris Saala

    Chris Saala

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    How about kelken Winslow lmmfao!!!

  • Aushé Edmond

    Aushé Edmond

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    Fun fact from a Haitian American, Haiti won their independence from France in 1804 led by Toussaint Louverture and even now a days gangs use machetes lol. Ik It’s a old episode but keep learning Bert love you dog

  • Nick NZ

    Nick NZ

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    Man if Tom spoke to his employees like that here in New Zealand he would either get knocked the fuck out or taken through the courts

  • The Cool Pea

    The Cool Pea

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    Bert's ego has reached the point where he thinks he is un-torturable

  • Green goose Guava juice

    Green goose Guava juice

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    Germans settled in argentina.

  • choochoo

    choochoo

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    berb needs some adderall

  • Cody Hall

    Cody Hall

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    No Youtube Algorithm I have no interest in Bert Kreischer.

  • Jaie Dormi

    Jaie Dormi

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    Shut up about bert talking. Atleast he has happiness and still is excited about life you sad hermets.

  • Nick Sawyer

    Nick Sawyer

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    Berts "friend never saying the Nword story" is on at least 4/5 episodes now...someone give him some Alphabrain 🤣

  • Ridge Jordan

    Ridge Jordan

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    16:31 lmfaooo

  • zeft loves cats

    zeft loves cats

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    Bert they made millions off that interview.. you are the king of not knowing what you’re talking about 🤷‍♂️

  • MINDSET OF AN ALASKAN

    MINDSET OF AN ALASKAN

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    I like how burt is talking about reckless Ben on the tv show they released recently 😅😂
    Burt, buddy, you got fucking pranked pal calm down.

  • Internet

    Internet

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    Can we go ahead and get nadav a google assistant

  • bubmaterial

    bubmaterial

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    me: wow every time i see this im like of course !
    you: wow way to catch on got off course?
    me: of course !

  • Leopard-King

    Leopard-King

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    Pentecostals handle snakes, Baptists handle the word of truth. 😙
    Christianity existed way before the birth of Catholicism. The synoptic gospels predate Emperor Constantine's rule by centuries. Are we to believe that adepts of Messiah held their breath for a benevolent Roman potentate in the interim?
    Constantine basically repackaged Christianity around pagan dates, celebrations, and deities to revive the falling influence of Rome. His conversion was a ploy to that end. If colonization of the known world through military might was almost too much of a marvel to achieve, let alone sustain, why not a shift in strategy to religious ideology? And that they did becoming bed fellows with the kings of the world. Direct rule is best. If that cannot be accomplished, rule by proxy is a nifty prize for runner-ups.
    Catholic means universal. In times past auto shops would advertise the sale of catholic (universal) parts. Why would a follower of Christ concern himself with the concept of being a universal Roman? Seem odd. That sounds more like an agenda drafted by the consulate of ancient Rome. Breaking news, it was!
    Baptists are not Protestants. They existed before them. They were persecuted during the inquisition along with Jews. They were called Anabaptists, the translation of which is rebaptizer because they would baptize Cathlic converts not recognizing their baptism. Alabanzas (forerunner to Baptists) were not imperialist so history does not remember them favorably.
    Waldensians go back to the 2nd century. Cathars and Donatists predate Protestants as well.
    Catholicism can not be mapped on to the bible for sake of wild inconsistencies.
    My entire immediate family is Catholic with only me as the defector lest anyone think I have hard feelings toward their rank and file. It's just a matter of honesty.

  • Natina Nat

    Natina Nat

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    Love how Tom looks like he is thinking of all the ways he could torture Burt lol

  • dustin curry

    dustin curry

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    there is no way tom is actually, truly, mad or upset with nedav..... Let's.. talk about it!

  • Nathan Darlington

    Nathan Darlington

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    All top comments have their wrong names so great podcast burt n tim

  • Mike Thompson

    Mike Thompson

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    Bert you guys need to get bill burr on the road starting to sound like old man telling kids to get off his lawn.

  • Kaylyn Dudich

    Kaylyn Dudich

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    It’s called “retard strength” for you Bert, get your perception of self down better

  • Aaron Johnson

    Aaron Johnson

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    "Pull my dick out of my buddy" bro whut

  • Mike Coates

    Mike Coates

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    When all logic goes out the window...we got Bert to save us all

  • bob lazar

    bob lazar

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    Bert ...shut up .....like once....your making youraelf look bad by steamrolling Tom

  • Jacob Siebert

    Jacob Siebert

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    The Allstate guy plays god in the show Lucifer

  • Rory O Connor

    Rory O Connor

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    The Rock's real secret is no beard-puppy-fat facial exercises! .. & not dying from alcohol related organ failure! ...that's a good life hack, up there with God!

  • Adam A Life of Fire

    Adam A Life of Fire

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    Tom has truly mastered his reactions to Bert's comments.

  • Deray The king

    Deray The king

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    the disgust in both of their voices when they're trying to indorse budlight seltzer hahaha

  • Steph Widdemer

    Steph Widdemer

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    Tom: "No one watches this"
    Me: damn....
    Only literally hundreds of thousands of people lol

  • George Kam

    George Kam

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    LET THE BIG DOG EAT!!!!

  • George Kam

    George Kam

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    F nutritional data Tom!

  • George Kam

    George Kam

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    WHOOZEEWAZZIT!!!!!!!!!

  • Jesse bremner

    Jesse bremner

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    Black Jesus: Tracy Morgan

  • Red Wade

    Red Wade

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    Bert's "Im better then you" speech makes me love him even more. #notalooser

  • Ashley Hart

    Ashley Hart

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    Florida has the best storms

  • Zachary Sifferman

    Zachary Sifferman

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    If you skip to 1:14:22 you can see the bit where Tim talks for a second. Hilarious

  • SyscoVids

    SyscoVids

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    I laughed so hard at how confident Bert was that he could beat the Rock in any foot race.

  • Help Has Arrived

    Help Has Arrived

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    dude fuck this podcast always being in my auto feed. I hate this crap and ive already blocked it.

  • j wittyz

    j wittyz

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    Brent is low key a giant pos, that flaunts and grand stands his worst qualities, and i kinda hate him... low key tho, low key

  • Leo Ramirez

    Leo Ramirez

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    10 things Bert could beat the rock in--- 1. Running 2. Hair growth 3. Cooking 4. Drinking 5. Being racist 6. Doughnut eating 7. Talking about himself 8. Not using toilet paper 9. Days without sex 10. Being shirtless

  • Pop Da so

    Pop Da so

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    Papa John used his words incorrectly. He meant to say he’s trying to wipe it from his history. He claims he never used the words so he was trying to say he wanted to win that from his history. I feel bad for him.

  • Good Times

    Good Times

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    Tom, "In and of it self" is a great show. But I agree with Burp from your episode of Bad Friends... Its a slow buildup, and comparing with Miracle from Derren Brown, its not as emotional provoking . Watch better stuff like Berp. Be amaze.

  • Josh H.

    Josh H.

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    1:06:30 SHOUTOUT RECKLESS BEN!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kris Adams

    Kris Adams

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    I'm from London. Generally we don't care about the royals and their drama. I've not had one convo about it.

  • PinkuSugar

    PinkuSugar

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    Been binge watching for months and I just subscribed on this ep lmfao wow

  • Jack Dixon

    Jack Dixon

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    When Bert reads ads he looks like his face has been stung by a bee more than normal

  • John Joseph Penagos

    John Joseph Penagos

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    Bert could definitely be a cuban uncle at parties

  • michael brown

    michael brown

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    I’d love to see a podcast with Tom segura and Bert Kreischer but one where Tom gets to talk too!

  • Demon D

    Demon D

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    How do you guys not know by now Papa was framed. No evidence was released from the company who said they recorded him during that conference call. Damn thought you guys were smarter lol

  • Mike Eps

    Mike Eps

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    I can’t tell if Tom is joking with nadav when he doesn’t have something up right away, chill tf out lol, I get it, your getting a huge following. But don’t turn into that type of person lol

  • Damage Cat

    Damage Cat

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    “I have hatchets on me all the time” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • Nathanael Kelley

    Nathanael Kelley

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    Tom speaking Spanish sounds like Duolingo

  • extraSNUFFY

    extraSNUFFY

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    Bert can’t get people that voluntarily watch his show to like him no way he isn’t getting tortured.

  • PhuxxDeluxe

    PhuxxDeluxe

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    Bert you should tell the story about your friend who's never said the N word for the 32nd time

  • Charles Williams

    Charles Williams

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    Man Baby and Lil Wayne's Leather So Soft was the first I heard the N-word rhymed with the N-word. I was already a Spice 1 fan for years, but even that surprised me a bit. That's a Baby innovation. It was only sprinkled around What Happened to That Boy.
    Go back and N's were just not there. From Sugar Hill, UTFO, Fat Boys, Beastie Boys, Special K, B. n Rakim, Public Enemy. It got full loose with The Chronic along with Bitch.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALSd3Sq6SV4
    In linguistics, a word becoming less bad is called amelioration. Bad words become not bad and the other way. OK words can become bad (pejoration). The N-word is doing both. Is that not crazy?

  • awesome man

    awesome man

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    Cant do it anymore lol all these 2 talk about is shit and boners.....

  • Cj D

    Cj D

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    When I got married in Kentucky my marriage license had the same questions on it 😄

  • eoin doyle

    eoin doyle

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    Their British voices for the Royals was maybe the hardest I’ve laughed this year. I am Irish though so find it extra funny

  • ExpeditionApollo

    ExpeditionApollo

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    If you want to hear the N word.... Call of duty: Modern Warfare

  • Mitchell Kight

    Mitchell Kight

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    Pretty big German influences in Texas

  • zamboni69

    zamboni69

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    “Look at this little black bastard”😂😂😂

  • ted bearington

    ted bearington

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    Bert is not funny to me

  • John Braden

    John Braden

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    Bert told that story several times now

  • Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

    Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

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    I’m pretty sure that if he would get himself tested, Brock might actually be diagnosed as a narcissist. He exhibits quite a few symptoms even just on the show that align with narcissistic tendencies.

  • Ryan Peterich

    Ryan Peterich

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    while going through the list of countries, Nadav should've thrown in Niger just to see Bert sweat

  • Nicholas Smith

    Nicholas Smith

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    I love you Bert