Ep. 75 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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In today's show, Bert breaks out his Gucci handbag to reveal all of his favorite "sleepy time/wakey time" treats. After that, Bert shares his tips on how to properly deal with your first DUI as they watch arrest videos of Johnny Damon and Reese Witherspoon. Next, Tom and Bert reminisce about when a couple love scenes they acted in got a little out of control. Lastly, they talk about the recent waves of "Cancel Culture" and how Bert has no problem having fun with gay guys.
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  • J. L. Starling

    J. L. Starling

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    I kinda fell hard for these bears

  • Abt Als

    Abt Als

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    1:22:40 Bert typing Amy Schumer

  • James Hopwood

    James Hopwood

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    So maybe I'm misunderstand... pretty sure you wouldn't respond anyways lol.... but I'm just trying to understand... are you guys advocating the way this man behaved in this video???

  • Jenny Hunter

    Jenny Hunter

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    What was the south american treat that Tom brought?

  • Robin Flowe

    Robin Flowe

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    Bert your fanny pack is for men:
    https://www.gucci.com/us/en/pr/men/bags-for-men/belt-bags-for-men/gg-black-belt-bag-p-474293K9RRN1095?gclid=CjwKCAjwkN6EBhBNEiwADVfyawNlful629E5QRMozwVwY3aAkf55Xr_6UuGYSQeu5vFw0BxXADaRkhoCuD4QAvD_BwE

  • Mikel Lord

    Mikel Lord

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    God damn for the first hour and 25 fucking minutes this podcast was hilarious, then it just turned in to Bobby Lee talking about getting molested I mean fuck way to totally kill the mood.

  • Mikel Lord

    Mikel Lord

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    tom, “maybe i should sample them” *makes sam the eagle face*

  • Arturo Gómez Tagle

    Arturo Gómez Tagle

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    So Bert is dosing people now. Nice.

  • Cason Roberson

    Cason Roberson

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    My friend is actually the state trooper that arrested Reese Witherspoon

  • Wes McElheney

    Wes McElheney

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    the background laughter of their team makes this show for me

  • Clair De Leina

    Clair De Leina

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    1:36:05

  • Dayton Crandlemire

    Dayton Crandlemire

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    Don’t trust that guy 😹😹

  • Dayton Crandlemire

    Dayton Crandlemire

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    😅

  • Dayton Crandlemire

    Dayton Crandlemire

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    Who turned on the morons 😹😹

  • itsgoik

    itsgoik

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    Can’t find alpha mail

  • Rick C

    Rick C

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    Tom’s face is priceless through this entire show.

  • durden91tyler

    durden91tyler

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    pizza? thats where it starts. the gate

  • Nikolus Lira

    Nikolus Lira

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    This felt like an older episode. Instant classic.

  • MrMustacrackish

    MrMustacrackish

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    Am I totally Tokked or does Alpha Mail look really funny

  • Watch Guru

    Watch Guru

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    It's pronounced Tag Hoy-er.

  • Samuel Gire

    Samuel Gire

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    How was that so quick Nadav?
    "My employer is a dick hair away from castrating me for further mistakes, that's how."

  • Brandon

    Brandon

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    Can I just say Brett having a womans fanny pack filled with drugs wasn’t surprising in the slightest

  • Max Iglehart

    Max Iglehart

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    every pot smoker: Not nightly but not not nightly

  • Grovie

    Grovie

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    The intro to this episode had me in tears... God I love these two.

  • Jeremiah Skafec

    Jeremiah Skafec

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    Tod and Bart thick boi here trying to get thin. I decided to make fitness every day. So every day I lift weights and do thirty minutes of intense cardio. I only exercise outside in the sunshine and preferably the hottest time of day. I live in Florida so every day is a scorcher. I make a point to make the task of working out as hard as it can be to build mental strength. Im seven days into my new lifestyle Im tan and Im down one belt size. The two of you have inspired me to fuck up my life and rebuild a better one! Stay hard fellas!

  • Ice Kold Killa

    Ice Kold Killa

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    Only in the USA do you get people saying to police they're anti-american. Like, I've never heard anyone in Colombia, Spain, France or UK say "you're anti-colombian" or "anti-french" LMFAO. This is why I love Bill Burr's description of the average white woman in the USA. So many rights and they act like they're at the same level of inequality as other races. Don't get me started with all the movements either lol

  • Ice Kold Killa

    Ice Kold Killa

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    Problem is when you do exactly what you're told by the police and they still treat you like you're not human and don't deserve any rights or respect. That's why people, mainly minorities, get fed up with them and never listen to them. Why would you if in some places people get beat up by cops, drugs planted on them, they get pressured into pleading guilty for shit they never did. Yeah, I can understand why someone might wanna start shooting the cops if they stop them. They aren't cops to those people but racist men in uniform backed by the government which is so big that you'll never beat them. But you go out fighting before being treated like a pos and locked up for some bs. I'd go out shooting too. It's like another gang stopping you. You think they're gonna be nice especially if you belong to the other gang? Nope.

  • Gastón

    Gastón

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    As a Southamerican, I got to see Bruno Kraicher eating Dulce de Leche, my soul can rest now.

  • John C

    John C

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    Johnny Damon gave out ice cream at my college as some weird event promo. Really nice dude just random as fuck. Lol

  • EvanEightNine !

    EvanEightNine !

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    Best story Bert ever told

  • Ekin Ekincen

    Ekin Ekincen

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  • yamni shaw

    yamni shaw

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    I haven't seen u guys 4 2 weeks chad the dad is better. Happy for u brad

  • Spencer Dunn

    Spencer Dunn

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    Fuckin' rocks. Off the ground. Bert's a trip lol

  • abdulla alkarbi

    abdulla alkarbi

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    1:29:44 🤣🤣🤣 bert literally became a cat 😸😸

  • Malcolm Exxx

    Malcolm Exxx

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    getting tired of Nadav’s constant gut wrenching laugh tbh.

  • Indominus Prime

    Indominus Prime

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    I ignored and fast-forwarded all ad reads, but I'd buy a Bert mugshot t-shirt

  • alex nelson

    alex nelson

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    I didn’t know David Strathairn is a traffic cop...
    And Johnny Damon is Fed Smoker? 🧐

  • Not Important

    Not Important

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    tom needs to PUNK bert with an arrest and a mugshot so bert can believe he’s getting a real mugshot but isn’t actually going to jail

  • Alex Gennille

    Alex Gennille

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    Bert always talking about cancel cultures makes you wonder if he’s expecting to be

  • ligairi

    ligairi

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    So Bert is drugging his road crew in the same way he was dosed with Molly? TF?

  • treeskin77

    treeskin77

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    Ur right Bert!! Unfortunately when I was younger ,I was in this situation three times... two times I did like Bert suggest.. pretty much own up to it immediately... one time I very much didn't... guess which time is still on my record?? Lol

  • Dagen Wilhelm

    Dagen Wilhelm

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    “You can’t tell that I’m wasted” 😂😂😂

  • Rose

    Rose

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    Men say everything is fine and then reveal that they witnessed a friend being sexually assaulted as a child and then act like it's a normal experience.

  • Das Nutz

    Das Nutz

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    Have to dislike any podcast where Bert eats on it. Literally the most pathetic fucking thing I’ve ever heard.

  • Moses Sanchez

    Moses Sanchez

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    Jesus Christ! That story, between tom and that subway commercial director was intense af! more of that lol

  • ChiliPeppers246484

    ChiliPeppers246484

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    Jared Fogle needs to learn to shit his phone out faster

    • Mark Cummings

      Mark Cummings

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      He was probably enjoying it stuck up there on vibrate

  • Rezzo 7

    Rezzo 7

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    This episode was like 45% advertisements. It's getting bad guys. On a positive note, nice you are not doing ads for balding and pubic hair trimming anymore - big upgrade

  • TMHF

    TMHF

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    Didn't Burt get upset that some other comedian slipped him drugs without him knowing (which he was rightfully upset about), but now he's admitting to slipping other people drugs without their consent? Hypocrisy much? @6:57

  • Ken Clarke

    Ken Clarke

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    This got really dark and sad

  • pinkhotty100

    pinkhotty100

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    WOW! Tom looks great. He has lost A Lot of weight. Lookin' good Tom! Owwww.. Sexy Beast! lol.

  • jake snake

    jake snake

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    She said you better not arrest me

  • chelbelle09878

    chelbelle09878

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    This is so boring

  • Lucas Ayers

    Lucas Ayers

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    They mentioned the black guy from the picture on snl 🤣🤣 y'all brought him back 🤣🤣

  • tk fox30

    tk fox30

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    Is it just me , or does Tom have his left arm by his side ? And using a fake baby doll arm to set on the desk ?

  • Brendan Wilson

    Brendan Wilson

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    Please don't give him treats until the episode is over, he is disgusting. Especially with headphones on

  • Ryan Parker

    Ryan Parker

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    Why are we all ignoring someone in the background just keeled over laughing haha!

  • Jesse Marquize

    Jesse Marquize

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    I love Brent short shirt

  • Mateusz

    Mateusz

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    It's not like these people don't know at least SOME people have to obey police orders. What's the underlying reason they don't think it applies to them? Racism? Idiocy?

  • craig konowal

    craig konowal

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    Is this podcast over now that Tom is in Texas? Such a bummer. This was the best podcast on YouTube

  • Coty Harding

    Coty Harding

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    Someone help me out here what was the movie Tom suggested to burt and he didnt like it i don’t wanna rewatch the episodes

  • michael Egan

    michael Egan

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    those pre rolls are trash too weak

  • Jacob London

    Jacob London

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    SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THE AUDIO FROM BERT EATING THE CANDY AND CUT IT INTO A BIT OF HIM BLOWING FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!! 😂😂😂
    (If you do comment the link) 🤣

  • Sarah Lowell

    Sarah Lowell

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    Bert realizing he's gay at the end is the best!! 🤣

  • Alex Crosby

    Alex Crosby

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    Love your comedy Tom! Brent Kersher doesn’t have shit on you 😂

  • Shaun Bon

    Shaun Bon

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    I wanna meet Reese Withoutherspoon

  • Mikee G.

    Mikee G.

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    Alfajores de Havanna? *Cries in argentinian*

  • jacob rosenthaw

    jacob rosenthaw

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    Fraudulent garbage...and we thought infomercials were bad...fuckin boo

  • rmcstravick

    rmcstravick

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    Hope you guys see this, if you haven’t already watched check out the SEX OFFENDER SHUFFLE, it’s amazing. My kids showed it to me

  • Black Market News

    Black Market News

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    Bert just admitted to drugging everyone, I wonder if this gives Ari the chance of retaliation instead of wrong doing.

  • Javi h

    Javi h

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    best episode ever?

  • Ryan Gilbert

    Ryan Gilbert

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    Yep, no way Berts an Alcoholic

  • Stack E. Stackerson

    Stack E. Stackerson

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    I know it was FitVine, but is it working? 😂

  • Stack E. Stackerson

    Stack E. Stackerson

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    Bert.... quit treating yourself buddy. You didn’t earn those delicious treats by drinking 3 bottles of wine last night.

  • Jay Gee

    Jay Gee

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    Love both these comedians, I really want to like this show but it is in fact boring af....

  • Angie Bee

    Angie Bee

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    There are a million gems in this but "that would be one angle" is the top lol

  • Ty Lito

    Ty Lito

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    Ice cubes up his asshole. God damn

  • Matthew Cochran

    Matthew Cochran

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    Love these guys, but this felt like one long ad

  • Ernest Barnes

    Ernest Barnes

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    0 to 1:36:05 is the longest AD that YMH has done yet. Its like a billboard on a screen. :sick:

  • Jason Welsh

    Jason Welsh

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    Who wants to watch and listen to a fat man chew

  • Sisyr

    Sisyr

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    I can't fucking believe it, but the guy that wrote and directed Alpha Mail that Bruce starred in actually later wrote Demolition, the flick with Jake Gyllenhaal, Naomi Watts etc.

  • Tyler W

    Tyler W

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    If Brent could get one complete thought out of his mouth without going in 12 different directions.

  • jack shaughnessy

    jack shaughnessy

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    Some of the best shit is the guy laughing in the background

  • George Lopez

    George Lopez

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    Tom reacting to Bert smoking weed is exactly how I was with my lil bro 😭

  • Manuel Ramirez

    Manuel Ramirez

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    For those who do not know this DONT admit to anything when getting a DUI jus respectfully say you will not speak to anyone but your attorney and peacefully go to jail

  • B d

    B d

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    bert perpetually has the energy of a kid that just got back from summer camp and needs to tell his parents everything right now

  • Xavier Campos

    Xavier Campos

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    Bert should check out reshoeven8er

  • William McCallum

    William McCallum

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    Bert: Im sure I shouldn't say this. Probably child endangerment.
    Tom looks at camera: Definitely leave this in.

  • LUCY ABATE

    LUCY ABATE

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    totally unisex..... dont worry seriously

  • john m

    john m

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    6:55 Berts ok with dosing people but is still crying about getting dosed by Ari.

  • Mike Murray

    Mike Murray

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    Tom found the secret to get burt to be quiet and it's just hand him candy

  • YeaJon Productions

    YeaJon Productions

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    That story about the director talking to Tom and the mic being on was a painful story ... I really dont understand how tom is so funny telling jokes but naturally he's the worst story teller ever. Sounding like he makes up the story as he's talking.

  • Christian Simpson

    Christian Simpson

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    I need more marijuana content from you guys lol

  • Brett Jay

    Brett Jay

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    I guess it's cool when Bert drugs people without them knowing.......after ostracizing Ari.

  • Bret Maxfield

    Bret Maxfield

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    Does anyone else watch these in parts now because you can’t handle an hour and a half of Bert in one go anymore... lolol 🤷‍♂️
    Edit: this was before listening to him make love to candy with his mouth 🙄🤦‍♂️

  • Your Mom

    Your Mom

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    I’d eat subway once a week for a year if they’d release Tim’s commercials.

  • Myk McGrane

    Myk McGrane

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    Bert: "My keys are in there I was just naked in there."
    Bert: "Oh I have rocks in there? On no wonder I put rocks in there I collected these rocks..."
    Par for the course 101.

  • Aaron K

    Aaron K

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    Cancelling imaginary characters in 2021 hahaha we are so evolved 🤦🤦🤦😂

  • Alan Garcia

    Alan Garcia

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    Bert needs to listen to Tom's First 48 bit for DUI advice. "Lawyer up! You cant handle it. You think you can talk your way out of it...you're doing 25 to life"

  • 360 hammar

    360 hammar

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    Cant handle the eating into the mic im out

  • Ricardo Bonilla

    Ricardo Bonilla

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    SO WE ARE ALL GOING TO JUST SLIDE PAST BERT TALKING ABOUT DOSING PEOPLE WITHOUT TELLING PEOPLE AROUND THE 7 minute MARK. EVERYONE WAS ALL ON THEIR HIGH HORSE ABOUT ARI, BUT THIS IS 👍🏾....