Ep. 76 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Today, Bert tells about his future trip to rehab and is concerned with Tom replacing him with Jennifer Aniston. Then Bert does a complete 180 about the questionable content of his previous special "Comfortably Dumb," and if they aged well? Bert brings Tom a sponsorship idea he's been floating around involving big surfing and drinking beer in Tahiti, and much more!
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  • Brian S

    Brian S

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    Everyone does hate Kamala bert

  • Van

    Van

    2 օր առաջ

    Hit that up 👍 if you wanna see Bert surfin barrels 🏄🏻‍♂️

  • Van

    Van

    2 օր առաջ

    39:20 squeaky Bert makes an appearance.

  • John Wilkins

    John Wilkins

    3 օր առաջ

    Wow I went into rehab a few days before this aired and just got out good for you bert!

  • Steve Kosack

    Steve Kosack

    3 օր առաջ

    39:18 When Bert gets hysterical he starts sounding like Judge Doom

  • Baron Von Balls

    Baron Von Balls

    4 օր առաջ

    Bert is the first person I’ve ever heard say that Kamala Harris is smart

  • Nexus Martyr

    Nexus Martyr

    6 օր առաջ

    Yoooo I remember that day when Von Eric’s foot got ripped off his leg live
    Who else?

  • dex räikkönen

    dex räikkönen

    7 օր առաջ

    dax shepherd?; where the fudge is this show going?

  • Nate Abel

    Nate Abel

    8 օր առաջ

    This podcast is trash

  • Whatsinmypocket

    Whatsinmypocket

    8 օր առաջ

    I hate the algorithm that suggests this snoozefest as a follow up to cumtown

  • Dan

    Dan

    8 օր առաջ

    Loving Bert laying down rules for Tom's celebrity hall pass.

  • Brownstillsuck

    Brownstillsuck

    8 օր առաջ

    Yes gentlemen. People do plan rehab. People that are forced in do not. If you are going on your own accord, you do it on your timeline. Good luck bro. Took me multiple times for alcohol. Nothing else. It’s still pretty bad.

  • Prism Parts

    Prism Parts

    8 օր առաջ

    Tom thinks Republicans have a sense of humor? Did he have a brain scan after his accident?

  • RILEY LEIFSON

    RILEY LEIFSON

    9 օր առաջ

    Bad guy, but.....

  • Caleb White

    Caleb White

    9 օր առաջ

    Bert is a 7? So, he's a blind alcoholic. Got it.

  • Toughnut

    Toughnut

    12 օր առաջ

    It sucks that Tom and Christina are moving. Why Texas?

  • AllegorX FPV

    AllegorX FPV

    14 օր առաջ

    I can’t take berts voice anymore. He’s not even that funny tbh

  • kurtjackson111

    kurtjackson111

    15 օր առաջ

    I wish youtube was smart enough to not recommend 2B1C just because I watch YMH. Bert is so fucking annoying.

  • Andrew Weaver

    Andrew Weaver

    15 օր առաջ

    It's crazy that Bert is such a slow person and is so successful .

  • whiskey_bent

    whiskey_bent

    15 օր առաջ

    Let me guess your filming some piece of shit show like cabin fever or another lame game show?

  • whiskey_bent

    whiskey_bent

    15 օր առաջ

    republicans think this show is funny. but i watch the show with a special browser that wont track view counts for you and ill never use your sponsor links cause i dont feel like you deserve a single extra penny...

  • Bloodhound

    Bloodhound

    16 օր առաջ

    Absolutely can't stand Berts high pitch laughing voice..... That is all

  • John Turboman

    John Turboman

    16 օր առաջ

    Definitely shaq

  • B Woolf

    B Woolf

    17 օր առաջ

    I’m really looking forward to a separate podcast where Tom finishes all of his stories we didn’t get to hear, because Bart won’t stfu about himself.

  • robert 2but

    robert 2but

    17 օր առաջ

    How long has Terry been sporting the bald head

  • robert 2but

    robert 2but

    17 օր առաջ

    Never would have thought hearing 2bears I would hear a sweet dick Willie reference

  • sergyboy

    sergyboy

    18 օր առաջ

    wow he looks fucking bad.

  • turb00o

    turb00o

    18 օր առաջ

    Why is Burt going to rehab? Asked nobody.

  • The yang King

    The yang King

    18 օր առաջ

    All the comedians moving out of California Joe Rogan opened the door and then everybody else follow.. and now Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are movie to!! fuck It won’t be no more good comedian to go see at the laugh factory or at the comedy store🤬🤬🤬🤬

  • Mike

    Mike

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    hey rent shhut up

  • Lag23

    Lag23

    19 օր առաջ

    Looking forward to 2 Bears 1 Wave

  • Jeff Stauffer

    Jeff Stauffer

    20 օր առաջ

    Those people definitely aren't royalty and never will be. They're only famous because American tv is fucked. All the bullshit reality shows have ruined tv and American society in general.

  • CB501 B

    CB501 B

    20 օր առաջ

    Yes we thought you were actually going to go to rehab until you back tracked.... Lost so many fans over an hour...

  • CB501 B

    CB501 B

    20 օր առաջ

    Damn did Bert change over to adderall or start getting his booze from Ari? Dude is tweeked in this one.

  • hatchbackhound

    hatchbackhound

    20 օր առաջ

    Sound it out bert..

  • Dick Tracy

    Dick Tracy

    20 օր առաջ

    Tom almost died playing basketball..he should def go surfing

  • Brandon Gee

    Brandon Gee

    20 օր առաջ

    So 2 bears is ending?

  • Bootygoon

    Bootygoon

    20 օր առաջ

    Bert always finds a way to bring up the capital riots

  • bryan davis

    bryan davis

    20 օր առաջ

    Are there plans for a second season of the cabin?

  • Chris Robinson

    Chris Robinson

    21 օր առաջ

    Bert makes me nervous. I can’t pinpoint why

  • MatthewMichael

    MatthewMichael

    21 օր առաջ

    the wokeness and cucking to the liberal left has become unbearable, I was a diehard 2 bears and bert fan but I'm checking out for a while

  • Mc Kannon

    Mc Kannon

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    I don't get why they dont just get joe rogan to sub in for bert.

  • Jason . Donoghue

    Jason . Donoghue

    21 օր առաջ

    30 minutes of the show. 90 minutes of advertising. Its ridiculous 😒

  • Kevin Tshilumba

    Kevin Tshilumba

    21 օր առաջ

    Tom and Bert have ruined comedic sitcoms forever. There is no duo more hilarious than these two maniacs🤣🤣🤣

  • Kevin Tshilumba

    Kevin Tshilumba

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    Hey Bert,
    Hope rehab is going great. You are an inspiration to me. And just so you know, none of your ‘racist’ bits are even that racist😃
    Lots of love from a black fan in Holland✌🏾

  • Mark Phelan

    Mark Phelan

    22 օր առաջ

    These guys are not funny

  • Kevin

    Kevin

    22 օր առաջ

    Pat Mcafee would be great as a sub for Bert on the show

  • Brady Hold

    Brady Hold

    22 օր առաջ

    who tf facetimes anyone

  • Real Clean Cobalt

    Real Clean Cobalt

    22 օր առաջ

    1:21:24

  • amy wernet

    amy wernet

    22 օր առաջ

    Independent leans democratic lately... I find you both really funny!!

  • The Bernie Dyke Podcast

    The Bernie Dyke Podcast

    22 օր առաջ

    You need Snoop do do the wave commenting with you !!

  • Anthony Rossiter

    Anthony Rossiter

    22 օր առաջ

    Jared keeso, Chapelle, Joe rogan, Seth rogan, Adam sandler, Ryan reynolds, Jack black, jennifer aniston, sarah silverman, redman, lil dickie, tyler the creator, eric andre.

  • Casa Fuente

    Casa Fuente

    23 օր առաջ

    Get 6ix9ine on the show

  • James Roberts

    James Roberts

    23 օր առաջ

    what a plot twist at the end

  • subwayjrod1

    subwayjrod1

    23 օր առաջ

    STOP TALKING POLITICS

  • Derek

    Derek

    23 օր առաջ

    i actually literally 100% thought he was going to rehab...

  • John Marsh

    John Marsh

    23 օր առաջ

    I think Ian Bagg would be a great replacement for Bruce

  • Not Spam!

    Not Spam!

    23 օր առաջ

    I honestly thought Bert was going to rehab. Have fun filming Bert.

  • MrMustacrackish

    MrMustacrackish

    24 օր առաջ

    This podcast starting to feel like an episode of Keenan and Kel

  • wmdodgers14

    wmdodgers14

    24 օր առաջ

    Anyone else growing out of liking Bert?

  • Zach Kern

    Zach Kern

    24 օր առաջ

    Bert, your disclaimer voice is having the opposite effect. Now I wanna know what the product is gonna fuck up lol.! love it

  • Dawn Hale

    Dawn Hale

    24 օր առաջ

    1:02:38 I think that's a computer generated pic.. look at the eyes the lips and the nose there exactly the same..

  • David Garo

    David Garo

    24 օր առաջ

    Will Ferrell should replace Bert!

  • its CONTROL

    its CONTROL

    24 օր առաջ

    Is Bert doing a Marvel Movie ?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • Just Looking 420

    Just Looking 420

    24 օր առաջ

    Bashar Assad and his wife are about as Muslim as Fedsmoker

  • Kernelpickle

    Kernelpickle

    24 օր առաջ

    You should try to get Mike Ditka for one of your guest Bears.

  • M Thomas

    M Thomas

    24 օր առաջ

    1:28:43 Tommy's face when he realizes he is basically married to Bert

  • RANDOM TIRE

    RANDOM TIRE

    24 օր առաջ

    When bert and Tom don't notice that's a picture of bert photoshopped too be a girl so good it looks like another woman!?!?

  • jonny hrdwood

    jonny hrdwood

    25 օր առաջ

    #guestbears Matthew mcconahay

  • Austin Diamond

    Austin Diamond

    25 օր առաջ

    I can’t wait to tell people hitlers dad was a bee keeper

  • GA B

    GA B

    25 օր առաջ

    Tom's reaction at 39:30 was one of the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in 2 Bears 1 Cave. I felt a little embarrassed for Tom their. Never stop Bert your laughter and jokes are a never ending source of happiness.

  • vonkrek

    vonkrek

    25 օր առաջ

    Kamala Harris Is the dumb Harris.

  • sue z. cide

    sue z. cide

    25 օր առաջ

    39:28 yo what did he say I could hear it but my dog did

  • Sebastian

    Sebastian

    25 օր առաջ

    tom referring to bernie as a dem is cringe af

  • BennyB SmithSmith

    BennyB SmithSmith

    25 օր առաջ

    Do you think I’m going to rehab? Shit bert I paused right away and googled. Since these are on delay you tweeted where and why you going to shoot the movie. So happy for ya bro. Glad you’re not going to rehab. I seriously don’t think you have an issue.

  • Levi H.

    Levi H.

    25 օր առաջ

    Just Tom and Bert on the back of a boat tandem parasailing

  • Foxtrot Mike Lima

    Foxtrot Mike Lima

    25 օր առաջ

    Sweet, my weekly dose of two middle-aged white dudes complaining about cancel culture

  • Daniel Williams

    Daniel Williams

    25 օր առաջ

    Bert Is on the masked singer

  • Galen Shumway

    Galen Shumway

    25 օր առաջ

    A glass broke in my house when Bert was squeal laughing

  • GA B

    GA B

    25 օր առաջ

    That was so low-key screwing with your friend when Bert couldn't pronounce quotient and Tom said Quatient. F**king hysterical!

  • GA B

    GA B

    25 օր առաջ

    You can tell their BBFF's at the beginning with how they interacted when Bert got upset at Tom doing podcast with his other friends. Me and my friends do the same exact sh*t. Best.Bear.Friend's.For.Life. Thicc boys for life don't ever lose the thiccness for the fitness.

  • RICHARD BAVISOTTO

    RICHARD BAVISOTTO

    25 օր առաջ

    Guest Bear:
    Pat McAfee

  • Nk R

    Nk R

    25 օր առաջ

    Bert calling himself beautiful while not realizing the chick is a female version of his own face is the most priceless moment of this podcast.

  • Harri S

    Harri S

    25 օր առաջ

    Schaub is not a comedian

  • Alexandre Giroux

    Alexandre Giroux

    25 օր առաջ

    What happened to Bert ?! What’s he going to rehab for ?

  • ObeWan Shinobi

    ObeWan Shinobi

    25 օր առաջ

    Dax Shepard would be cool toes on this show.

  • John

    John

    25 օր առաջ

    Sooo, ULTRA Male Vitaly is basicly sponsoring the show now?

  • xCavat0r

    xCavat0r

    26 օր առաջ

    Bert: Quotient, quashent?
    Tom: It's quashent
    I see what you did there, Tom.

  • Kole Steele

    Kole Steele

    26 օր առաջ

    Just took a poop, whipped my ass, then checked with my hand to see if my hole was clean.
    I miss you Bert. Good luck brother.

  • Pulling Gaurd

    Pulling Gaurd

    26 օր առաջ

    His special sould be called "nate bargatze: like a nazi"

  • Christopher Petterson

    Christopher Petterson

    26 օր առաջ

    Conald and the FedSmokettes - Downtown

  • - JustMaxPirk

    - JustMaxPirk

    26 օր առաջ

    F Kamala Harris and the Communist agenda.

  • Nick Uber

    Nick Uber

    26 օր առաջ

    Bert's a Democrat? Lol. Hes a conservative and doesnt know it

  • Escape Pod Podcast

    Escape Pod Podcast

    26 օր առաջ

    I'm a Bernie supporter and love the show lol

  • DaLonelySheperd

    DaLonelySheperd

    26 օր առաջ

    Nate Berghatze: My Struggle 🤣

  • Justin Lundy

    Justin Lundy

    26 օր առաջ

    2 bears one spitting barrel. Now THATS getting your priorities strait Bert!

  • Hahnzman

    Hahnzman

    26 օր առաջ

    Goodluck in rehab bert! You really need it.

  • Susan Thursdays

    Susan Thursdays

    26 օր առաջ

    Know who the ONLY ppl that OBSESS about ‘’NOT DRINKING”? ... Alcoholics . Bert just gets away with it ‘cause he doesn’t have the ‘alchi’ gene. Plain and simple, man. And he should TTL (thank the lord) every-single day, and NEVER EVER EVER cheat on Leanne, ‘cause it’ll ruin his life, ENTIRELY!!!!! And his daughters will NEVER EVER EVER EVER TALK TO HIM EVER, AGAIN!
    Real talk, Dogg!

  • Susan Thursdays

    Susan Thursdays

    26 օր առաջ

    Bert feels abandoned. He’s hurt that Tommy’s moving away ...it’s like Tom’s breaking up with him, I KNOW that’s how Bert feels. (He then snaps out of ‘his feels’), and thinks: OMG! OMG! Tom’s gone! Now I’ve only gotta quash Burr, and I’ll be King of Hollywood!! Cool!!! Me and Jenn 😍 💭 🤔 Me and Jenn Aniston, alone together, at last .... 🥰 😜

  • Marco M

    Marco M

    26 օր առաջ

    Berto is looking for houses in Austin, TX