Ep. 77 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, it's Tom's birthday!! And Bert surprises Tom with a special present to start off the show. Next, Bert talks about his "dad stories", taking a drug test and how he thinks he would enjoy a conservatorship. After that, Tom and Bert discuss their interest in starting a 2B1C winery and talk about their favorite types of wine. Then, Bert proclaims that people are bad at telling their own stories, admits he loves making brown and how much of a floss guy he is. After that, Tom and Bert discuss Lance Bass' upcoming gay bar, other popular gay clubs around Los Angeles and the idea of tennis players like Maria Sharapova and Anna Kournikova as strippers. Last, Bert proves his love of Enrique Iglesias before the boys talk about the latest on Chet Hanks and his White Boy Summer movement.
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  • Shotox

    Shotox

    26 րոպե առաջ

    i only just started listening to this is that edited in laughing in the back or is there some other people in the room just cracking up every time

  • Monoman

    Monoman

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    Denver is at 6500 feet and there's no town above 10500 lol..

  • Jeremy Grillo

    Jeremy Grillo

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    Dude, I hope you have a school and food hall in Morocco before you get a billion.

  • Eric Downing

    Eric Downing

    3 օր առաջ

    Maybe look more into Chet Hanks and his whole situation

  • Miz3ryX

    Miz3ryX

    3 օր առաջ

    I really don't Believe what Shit Hank's has to say when he's just trying to embarrass his father. yo's got a serious Dad Complex

  • Mikel Lord

    Mikel Lord

    4 օր առաջ

    Bets on how long it takes for Bert to also move to Texas?

    • Mikel Lord

      Mikel Lord

      4 օր առաջ

      i saw within 6 months. i honestly don’t think Bert can function without Tom.

  • Kyle Pollock

    Kyle Pollock

    5 օր առաջ

    33:31

  • Jakob Medlin-music

    Jakob Medlin-music

    5 օր առաջ

    My favorite thing about these guys is they speak like rich broke people

  • blunt burner

    blunt burner

    5 օր առաջ

    I'm waiting for the video of Tom injured again lol

  • pooswah dontbotherme

    pooswah dontbotherme

    6 օր առաջ

    Need to get bawls to sponsor you dude bawls.com .... put my bawls in your mouth 👄...👀 I mean get yourself a case of blue bawls... I mean if you like red bawls, pop the Cherry.... Ummm 🤔 my bawls are assorted? Root beer
    o-range, churry, diet and the original blue 🔵 🔵 bawls, which is like Sprite if it was up all night with Steve o on a coke bender, and before you claim you're going to have a heart attack know that a 16 oz bottle has 40 mg less caffeine than a 12 oz cup of coffee.... Bawls.

  • pooswah dontbotherme

    pooswah dontbotherme

    6 օր առաջ

    🤣 miller time fuc rusty Wallace we got the bear cave brah

  • josie running

    josie running

    7 օր առաջ

    My best friend doesnt even remember i have a birthday. Hopefully we all find a friend like tim an bret

  • ExplosionChimp

    ExplosionChimp

    7 օր առաջ

    Leeann will be pissed until Bert's birthday and Tom gets him something crazy to top him.

  • ExplosionChimp

    ExplosionChimp

    7 օր առաջ

    I'd get a bottle of 2 bears 1 wine.

  • max cornielje

    max cornielje

    8 օր առաջ

    This is such a good podcast

  • Ian Long

    Ian Long

    9 օր առաջ

    There is a such thing as a poop schedule let's get weird lesson 101..... smile we all weird

  • Above the trees 716

    Above the trees 716

    9 օր առաջ

    How the fuck does that laugh come out of a human?

  • Karin Digs Retro

    Karin Digs Retro

    10 օր առաջ

    What's going to happen to this podcast when Tom and Christina move??

  • Josh

    Josh

    10 օր առաջ

    What's the name of the wine podcast where Brent cries?

  • Cory

    Cory

    10 օր առաջ

    It’s a 2B1C Summer. ☀️ Make the shirt Nadav.

  • nils

    nils

    10 օր առաջ

    its like so not funny at all

  • jordan harris

    jordan harris

    11 օր առաջ

    So 2 b's and 1 c wine? So BBC wine?

  • Billy Sunday

    Billy Sunday

    11 օր առաջ

    Why always talk about shits?.....is that comedy? Just asking

  • Toughnut

    Toughnut

    12 օր առաջ

    Be careful on the skidoo. Especially with your kids.

  • R Jeremy Nichols

    R Jeremy Nichols

    12 օր առաջ

    Bear Bear Cave wine

  • Sarah Rathe

    Sarah Rathe

    12 օր առաջ

    Bearcave wine

  • losingskin

    losingskin

    13 օր առաջ

    Holy shit the Lee Ann story had me dying of laughter 😂

  • Ufartedonme

    Ufartedonme

    13 օր առաջ

    Call it 2 bear pinot's so it sounds like you're saying penis.
    "What are you drinking"
    " 2 bear pinot's"

  • lulu bebe

    lulu bebe

    13 օր առաջ

    Bruce Fesher is amazing when he does accents, more amazing when he sings in spanish, keep it coming and bring back Lyle -

  • Steven Calka

    Steven Calka

    14 օր առաջ

    Bert extra obnoxious today

  • Danny Hannigan

    Danny Hannigan

    14 օր առաջ

    2 bears 1 cava,thank me later

  • andrew moore

    andrew moore

    14 օր առաջ

    All I hear is Joe Rogan laughing in the background or the other room.

  • joel torrez

    joel torrez

    14 օր առաջ

    Bert laughs like the seagull from family guy🤣🤣🤣

  • Andrew Oechsner

    Andrew Oechsner

    14 օր առաջ

    Wow Bert looks really good here congrats man

  • jeremy tek

    jeremy tek

    15 օր առաջ

    I just told my girl that I need a friend like this in my life and now she is not speaking to me.

  • Billy E

    Billy E

    15 օր առաջ

    Burnt with the Stripers hat

  • Chris M

    Chris M

    15 օր առաջ

    Bert can be funny. But you can’t let him forcefully drive the show. And for fucks sake, someone get him to stop talking through that goddamn loud high pitch laugh! It make for terrible listening

  • Stack Smasher

    Stack Smasher

    15 օր առաջ

    Dude you should clip the part about Bert saying his kid was "fucked up" the internet is brutal!

  • Matthew Miller

    Matthew Miller

    15 օր առաջ

    2 Bearries Wine!

  • PJ Twizzy

    PJ Twizzy

    15 օր առաջ

    Why does Beert want to kill his friend over and over again 🤣

  • Olwyn Skye

    Olwyn Skye

    16 օր առաջ

    A strong mead would be more fitting than a wine.

  • brian odorico

    brian odorico

    16 օր առաջ

    Bert LOVES the attention of not knowing popular music.

  • Walker Prusynski

    Walker Prusynski

    16 օր առաջ

    Wine brand name idea: two bottles, one bert😂

  • CallMeInfested

    CallMeInfested

    17 օր առաջ

    What a hack. Why tf is this garbage in my recommended?

  • Riley Sheaks

    Riley Sheaks

    17 օր առաջ

    Dabble our toe?!?

  • Colt

    Colt

    17 օր առաջ

    I find it funny how Bert thinks people who are "woke" are people who are super polite... lol can't say I have met a lot of respectful self proclaimed "woke" folks out there

  • Jake Jake

    Jake Jake

    17 օր առաջ

    Dear Tom what type of bike did you buy Bert it looks cool I want to buy myself one

  • william barringer

    william barringer

    17 օր առաջ

    you really don't know how a lightbulb works? I could see not understanding led but the lightbulb was invented ike 100 years ago there's a filament surrounded by and inert gas inside a bulb with positive and negative on the end, its not exactly a nuclear reactor

  • dasPedal27

    dasPedal27

    17 օր առաջ

    ppl´s taste was sooooo much better in the early´s!
    what am i watching!

  • Владимир Бадалян

    Владимир Бадалян

    17 օր առաջ

    Is this the episode they talk about Bobby Lee?

  • Manuel Hernandez

    Manuel Hernandez

    17 օր առաջ

    We will welcome you to texas, just don't change it 👍❤️

  • Gideon Baker

    Gideon Baker

    17 օր առաջ

    Drake Bell from Nickelodeon moved to South America and became a Spanish pop star. So yeah there’s a white guy who sings in Spanish lol.

  • JackUK

    JackUK

    17 օր առաջ

    How the fuck do I get YouTube to stop auto playing this shite.

  • Ryan Butch

    Ryan Butch

    17 օր առաջ

    Bret talking about just letting a kid grow up in the wild then seeing the realization of it made me cry laughing 😂😂😂 “a real mood booster”

    • Eric Downing

      Eric Downing

      3 օր առաջ

      You mean when he called the child hot?

  • Bill Tetley

    Bill Tetley

    18 օր առաջ

    Traveling of the Sisterhood Pants

  • Aüdio Hábbits

    Aüdio Hábbits

    18 օր առաջ

    This channel has so many ads I cant stand it

  • Jose Villa

    Jose Villa

    18 օր առաջ

    Steve O is gonna be on!!

  • Jeffery Solomon

    Jeffery Solomon

    18 օր առաջ

    2:39 Best Datting Click 🔽

    hotgirls.to



    在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。

    說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木

    來調味食物煮的時候 1619407617

  • Noname

    Noname

    18 օր առաջ

    Idk if you can put much faith into the scales that give you your muscle mass, and body fat and stuff. Im not sure how it would accurately measure it.

  • Carlos Garza

    Carlos Garza

    18 օր առաջ

    Todd gonna get jacked while in Texas while Bruce keeps getting massive

  • Lube Jar

    Lube Jar

    18 օր առաջ

    Bert is looking less fat but a little more racist.

  • Daniel Rowe

    Daniel Rowe

    18 օր առաջ

    White Boy Summer is definitely a sellable Wine name. Maybe box wine? lol

  • D F

    D F

    18 օր առաջ

    Black bear for noir and different bears for different wine.

  • Michael Quiroz

    Michael Quiroz

    18 օր առաջ

    "Thirty sthix point four perthent fat masspfpfppfpfhhh" lmao fat boys 51:42

  • jon devieon

    jon devieon

    18 օր առաջ

    It’s an investment.

  • Megan Klobchar

    Megan Klobchar

    18 օր առաջ

    He Sings Hero guys🤦 everyone in the world has heard that song..

  • Ludo

    Ludo

    18 օր առաջ

    I really don't understand how this podcast is so popular. I've tried to watch it many times but I just can't stand Bert

  • W4FFL3sHouse

    W4FFL3sHouse

    18 օր առաջ

    That wine MUST happen! Girlfriend and I love Pinot noir and this would be awesome?

    • W4FFL3sHouse

      W4FFL3sHouse

      18 օր առաջ

      -? +!

  • poof

    poof

    19 օր առաջ

    there’s a very small chance a single person will ever look at you the way Tom looks at Busch after a wild story lol

  • Sam

    Sam

    19 օր առաջ

    Lets get down to Brass Tax. Tim, Brent, I am a fan for life. Anything, ANYTHING, you guys make, I will be watching virtually or in person. It does not matter. I get so much joy from you two, its priceless. Beyond joy, I get freedom. You are two guys who put in the work and KILL IT. When you're done with work you LIVE IT. I respect it and it fucking motivates me. Tim, Bart, you guys are legends. Much love.

  • David Ingram

    David Ingram

    19 օր առաջ

    When I was a kid in Miami, you would hear "I like it like that" in every commercial, from used car dealerships to (a native Miami company) burger king.

  • S Man

    S Man

    19 օր առաջ

    I assume very name muted out is Chris D’elia 🙁 He’s back though babies 👶🏼

  • David Lee

    David Lee

    19 օր առաջ

    Ok jabronis, I am trying my damndest(sp?) to put you in the daily rotation, here we fuckin go I have high(I'm high whenever you read this. I am.) hopes for this to go really really well. "I think about shitting a lot." Ok. Amen, and ok. I'm still in this thing. Let's go.

  • TheHoneyBadgerDUDE

    TheHoneyBadgerDUDE

    19 օր առաջ

    Bret was DIGGING into that nose.

  • Samuel Gire

    Samuel Gire

    19 օր առաջ

    4 years later, Bert has to find a way to buy Tom a GT Private Jet after Tom buys him a distillery.

  • Blaze Selby

    Blaze Selby

    19 օր առաջ

    Tom butchering the miller lite commercial is great

  • b0mccue

    b0mccue

    19 օր առաջ

    You guys have to get Ila on a 3rd mic for at least a few episodes. You would show the 'Bad Friends' podcast how it's done!!!!!!!!!

  • Austin Dye

    Austin Dye

    19 օր առաջ

    I come for comedy. Every episode is touching on this cancel culture like climate now. Pease quit caring. We get it.

  • M Jr

    M Jr

    19 օր առաջ

    Austin is very similar to California. Nice scenery but full of libtard idiots.

  • GlennKokko

    GlennKokko

    19 օր առաջ

    BLEEPED NAME: Brendan Schaub

  • scott herrington

    scott herrington

    19 օր առաջ

    Next guest host is Steve-O!!!

  • FilthyLunatic

    FilthyLunatic

    19 օր առաջ

    @33:51 brendan schaub

  • Aüdio Hábbits

    Aüdio Hábbits

    19 օր առաջ

    How long until Tom end up back in hospital?

  • Eduardo Caballero

    Eduardo Caballero

    19 օր առաջ

    Thank you for saying no to wearing the shirt .

  • Emma King

    Emma King

    19 օր առաջ

    Britney definitely shaved her head because of drugs. She had to test clean to keep her kids so she thought shaving her head would work. Not sure why Tom thinks he knows anything about Britney lmfao

  • formyclass 30

    formyclass 30

    19 օր առաջ

    The best episodes are when they don't call anybody. Just focus, bert!

  • Carson Gdanski

    Carson Gdanski

    19 օր առաջ

    shoulda got a poontoon (pontoon boat)

  • Thomas Bonner

    Thomas Bonner

    19 օր առաջ

    Thats crazy, I was just talking to my Dad about Robin Williams this morning. One of the comedy greats that left us to soon.

  • Cyrus

    Cyrus

    19 օր առաջ

    Tom for sure is a great actor

  • allen morris

    allen morris

    19 օր առաջ

    There is a gay strip club in Atlanta called Swinging Richards

  • J Radke

    J Radke

    19 օր առաջ

    Why does Bert sing, in the voice of Marvin the Martian?

  • Cody Hall

    Cody Hall

    19 օր առաջ

    Hey Youtube algorithm Best Kreschier stinks and has nothing to do with PKA podcast. Not even in the same genre, one is funny and one is cheap marketing by you. Fix the fucking algorithm.

  • MCD 563

    MCD 563

    19 օր առաջ

    2 bears 1 Vine. There yah go.

  • Zoey Bledsoe

    Zoey Bledsoe

    20 օր առաջ

    god youre so gross

  • Nicholas Carson

    Nicholas Carson

    20 օր առաջ

    *Two Bears One Noir*

  • Josh H.

    Josh H.

    20 օր առաջ

    surprising someone with a wave runner is one of the most florida things you can do. this totally checks out. what a friend.

  • ciroc jones

    ciroc jones

    20 օր առաջ

    Stop recommending this shit. These two arent funny. Lucky they know JOE ROGAN

    • Emma King

      Emma King

      19 օր առաջ

      Not you thinking Joe Rogan is funny

  • Jack Bevan

    Jack Bevan

    20 օր առաջ

    Nadav cackling in the background brings me joy

  • BOGART 8

    BOGART 8

    20 օր առաջ

    The sleep out is brendan shaub

  • Tyler Schwarz

    Tyler Schwarz

    20 օր առաջ

    Berts defense of Chet Hanks is the funniest bit hes had in a long minute.

    • Eric Downing

      Eric Downing

      3 օր առաջ

      Whats sad is neither of them even understand Chet's situation, im surprised.. and not surprised... their team didn't inform them of the child and restraining order