Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.595

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JEANS UP!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why they hate St. Patrick's Day, Tom's new hobby of playing piano, CP's favorite new show, Cobra Kai, and which one of them is grosser. They also react to an Los Angeles Times article about the diversity problem in the hiking community, listen to a new prank call from Fart Simpson, and have fun with the YMH-hacked Joel Osteen Inspiration Cube. They watch BTA submissions, an armless girl driving, a man who farts for his wife, a cool preacher, and a bear being released into a crowd. Also the Ai Yai Yai guy has a message for Christina!

  • Jarrett Woods

    Jarrett Woods

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    Its not just a guy doing the splits in a Walmart bathroom, its an employee!

  • Howard Lloyd

    Howard Lloyd

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    I'm only looking better with age. Whoooo

  • Another McBastard

    Another McBastard

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    Buy Dode coin

  • Another McBastard

    Another McBastard

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    When people of color go hiking they graffiti on everything but they won't go hiking the scared of animals.

  • Joshua Harvey

    Joshua Harvey

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    I wish there was a way to turn off the psychotically aggressive laughing in the background.

  • Nyar


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    Weird Tik-Tok dating guy looks like a mix of the old guy from Up, a turtle and Jim Norton.

  • vansdan


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    Everyone fucking knows boogers disappear once you flick or wipe them. Science already proved it and Nobel prizes were handed out. Read a book, Tina!!

  • Esteban Arriaga

    Esteban Arriaga

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    Add Cinco de mayo to the holidays the u.s hijacked to get drunk 🤦🤷

  • Terminal Velociraptor

    Terminal Velociraptor

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    Why is no one talking about how after you floss, you've gotta rinse your fucking mouth out? That's the worst part of this.

  • Tori Newman

    Tori Newman

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    I would hold your hands and look you in the eye while you made brown Christina. For free.

  • David Janssen

    David Janssen

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    You need to have Trisha on

  • Lexi Newell

    Lexi Newell

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    I 100% side with Kristin on the dental sticks. I definitely flick my share of boogs but it is absolutely grosser than mouth germs.

  • Cameron Engle

    Cameron Engle

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    Tom needs to stop being such a chick accept Christina for the Queen she is

  • Luger Shooter

    Luger Shooter

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    1hr 35min conversation; this is dam near every woman. No matter how pretty, how sexi, how gorgeous. They all do borderline disgusting things that nobody cares to be apart of. Truly sick, nasty, & gross behavior. Most the time it can make a person throw up/dry heave!

  • dunce funce

    dunce funce

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    This isn't a show to watch while you're eating, turns out

  • braxton kelsch

    braxton kelsch

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    Sounds like Christina is right here haha he doesn’t rummage around the car picking up boogers, where she keeps a neat mess and cleanse it up

  • dunce funce

    dunce funce

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    Hey, fuack Dr Drew. Telling me to get the damn vaccine. I don't even live in America.

  • Maple City Firearms

    Maple City Firearms

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    Wow. Tom straight-up married a dumpster person. Sorry bro. Hope you get custody of the kids.

  • Martn


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    it’s not about “helping” disabled people because they don’t know how to hike on their own. it’s about helping people be more comfortable in an environment in which they’re not represented as much as white people. I think the title of the article is dumb and misrepresentative of the content and goals of the organizations it discusses. However, that doesn’t mean that those organizations aren’t there for a reason. There’s obviously a high enough demand in the BIPOC community for efforts like these to exist and its helping people feel more comfortable in certain situations and communities. Dismissing the article and the people it’s about simply because you personally don’t think that type of discrimination is happening is such a priviliged and ignorant way of looking at it. You don’t decide what’s racist and who is being discriminated against, and you shouldn’t discredit people’s efforts when they’re trying to help people who obviously do feel like they don’t belong somewhere because of the way they look.

  • Bailey Rekart

    Bailey Rekart

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    That new hendawg drop is fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 the ayayayyy guy is my fav cool guy

  • Aware Wolf

    Aware Wolf

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    Timmy could have shit the whole booger argument down with “who payed for the car? Oh. I bought it so it’s mine. Case closed”

  • W iLL

    W iLL

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    Brave of Carrie to put herself up there with actual Hungarian women

  • Sol Survivor

    Sol Survivor

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    Intro song had me in stitches.

  • ISH


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    most back folks i know have zero interest in hiking and will let you know that up front

  • J A

    J A

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    Krystal for the 39th time this month: my family says Americans dress like shit.



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    The local basketball courts don’t have enough diversity, so we’ll be forming all white teams to break down barriers



    Ամիս առաջ

    they make small bins of trash you can put next to your bed, nothing that will rot or smell obviously but super convenient for tissues and floss.



    Ամիս առաջ

    How about Tom holds a mirror to make eye contact with Cristina while she eats his scrum, and uses his other hand to hold hers, while she browns, Everybody wins🏆

  • Mark S

    Mark S

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    If you go to hiking areas especially NPs the rates of African Americans and Latinos is super low. Like 1:100-150

    • Elocho


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      I think the mommies are hitting the wrong angle. I have seen multiple articles, not just the LA times that the main reason why diversity in hiking is super low is that it has to do with socioeconomics. Hiking is free. True that. But all the equipment you need like shoes, tent, supplies are not. The reality is that POC are poorer on average to white folk. Simple as that.

  • tomiqus


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    I think they have no clue where/what lithuania is... :D

  • Dale Oriane

    Dale Oriane

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    dude the guy that made that opening track has some time and talent

  • Zvekete zviz

    Zvekete zviz

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    Fuck, I would hold Christina's hand while she empties her pooper. For courtesy. She was so nice about it.



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    For fucks sake put a tiny trash can by your side of the bed or on the night stand

  • Eliza Smith

    Eliza Smith

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    I can just imagine racial slurs being whispered from the trees

  • MrGritz7


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    Tom impersonating Julian fucked me up so badly. Thank you.

  • Lincoln Thomas

    Lincoln Thomas

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    This podcast has become increasingly less funny and more money-focused

  • Mr. Crumbles

    Mr. Crumbles

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    Whoever changed the Jesus shit on that prayer cube with ymh clips.... teach me your ways. I'm home here now



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    1:15:32 hardest I’ve laughed in a month

  • Barn Owl King

    Barn Owl King

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    As disgusting as dropping used floss is, flicking buggers is faaarrr more disgusting. I side with Christina

  • ThirtyfourEC


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    Cake part had me in the first half lol.

  • Roland U.

    Roland U.

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    Looks like Ju Ju is becoming the joker lol

  • Optimus Piss

    Optimus Piss

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    Anyone got timestamps to skip their 15 minute ads lol

  • Elizabeth Butler

    Elizabeth Butler

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    That lady is NOT 35!!! HAHA

  • S G G

    S G G

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    The bear thing happened in Kurdistan which is a "country" or a disputed territory in northern Iraq depending on who you ask.

  • Kolin Stallman

    Kolin Stallman

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    Tooth floss is 1000 times worse. But only 99% of the time. Some nasty boogers out there. But thats where the window flick comes in. Then it ends up on buddies windshield.

  • Amanda Young

    Amanda Young

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  • James Kestner

    James Kestner

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    Toothpick is worse. You where shoes in the car, where as you go barefoot in your room

  • Paul Mein

    Paul Mein

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    Why does YouTube keep recommending this garbage

  • Adam Tanswell

    Adam Tanswell

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    No Tim it’s the carpet , deeeeeeerrrrrrr science 🧪

  • Mr Zex

    Mr Zex

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    I hope to god that’s chocolate pudding

  • nibble_2x2


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    im pro pp but i gotta say the boogs in the car are way worser than the floss on the ground

  • Florian Timm

    Florian Timm

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    That baker lady must have really needed that sale lol 😂 she was so sweet

  • Gonk


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    Those ppl on TikTok looking for love is the reason Prostitution should be Legal, Prostitutes are essential workers and need to work on their genitals.

  • Brandon Bernard

    Brandon Bernard

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    Fuck I hate when Christina says "milk you" speaking of dicks retracting.

  • CptWacko


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    [Hiking] has a [diversity] problem... Go watch Ryan Long's video! This shit is hilarious.

  • Dee’s Distracted

    Dee’s Distracted

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    Crystal, with peace and love what you do with floss is the most tocked thing I’ve ever heard.

  • jacobbowitz


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  • Anime Vs Hip-Hop 🎧

    Anime Vs Hip-Hop 🎧

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    I didn't know H Jon Benjamin had a podcast?

  • Lube Jar

    Lube Jar

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  • Jesse Hassler

    Jesse Hassler

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    I wanna see that chick parallel park

  • Katey Bug

    Katey Bug

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    Can we please have tshirts that day ‘participation trophy wife’

  • Big G

    Big G

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    “Half of la county is Latino we are fucking cool” so cool that y’all are trying to escape huh christy

  • Kathryn Marie

    Kathryn Marie

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    ..... I know this is way too much feelings for this comment section of this podcast of the YMH universe... It hurts my mushy pathetic little snowflake heart that Tom wants to give Christina more "edge"... He even said he didn't want to bring it up on camera... it reminds me of when him and Burt were joking about Leanne getting into an accident not bad enough to kill her but bad enough that he could rebuild her like a sexy robocop. It's kind of funny but at the same time those bodies gave you your kids doods. If you ragdoll your wives this hard all the time they're going to be lifeless before their life ends. sometimes I wonder if men start to resent their wives because they became more successful/famous after they got married and then they want to cheat and then they blame their wives for the promise that they made by getting married (and by the way literally asking for this arrangement through proposing) and abuse them in backhanded ways. Kind of like how Ari drugged Bert after feeling forced into sober October instead of talking like an adult or just opting out like a normal human being. 🔪💔. I'm sure I'm taking this way harder than Mommy Tina is because I'm having a bad day but damn just had to comment.

  • Gonzo80


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    Colombian ESPN dude said “I’m broken, I’m broken” in Spanish. 😬

  • I M

    I M

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    deterrent was not necessarily the right word ...

  • Casey Fenton

    Casey Fenton

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    "Adults making fun of gen Y kids"... When you have no fucking clue what gen Y is. There are no gen Y kids left. They're all >25.

  • Gonk


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    Plz sell that talk box JEans device plz I will buy it . :)

  • Paul Chang

    Paul Chang

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    is Tina also flossing after brushing her teeth? get your life Tina. you sleeping with floss bits in yo mouf.

  • Remus Cocis

    Remus Cocis

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    guys you have to get derrick lewis on the show, I know tom is also a fan and he would fit perfectly into your programme. he also doesnt have any fights at the moment :) thanks for the awesome content as always

  • duncan king

    duncan king

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    dental floss alley sounds fun to be honest.

  • Norm Buffery

    Norm Buffery

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    Hey its Buff Buff and I am the one who wants to invite for net flix you got it all wrong whgat I was saying was come over and watch TV and we can order dinnwe the part about me touching a butt was for fun thats it thats all.

  • OutlawWoman


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    Buffbuff is my dude♥️ he’s a great guy

  • Anthony Jackson

    Anthony Jackson

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    Christina is never more comfortable then when she’s using big words. #RacismChamp

  • Drew P

    Drew P

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    I already hated this Johnny Knoxville impersonator. This is just another reason to do so.

  • Dgango Carrete

    Dgango Carrete

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    Tom almost died watching Joe. This was way worser than when he broke his body.

  • F Howl

    F Howl

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    If you're black, don't be afraid to go jogging...oh...wait.
    Horrible take, mommies.

    • F Howl

      F Howl

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      Also that article talks about "the nation" not just LA.

  • Natalie M.

    Natalie M.

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    Tom is disgusting with flicking boogers.

  • Scott Gonzales

    Scott Gonzales

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    Green cake?

  • Christina C

    Christina C

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    Christa's hair is really disturbing me. It's turning me into a telescope but in a bad way....

  • Luis Pagan

    Luis Pagan

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    The song is amazing.. download?

  • Vincent Morrelli

    Vincent Morrelli

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    Christine will get upset when a guy is being vulgar talking about a women but then will make fun of someone with downsindrome

  • Nicholas Anderson

    Nicholas Anderson

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    And I here I thought what should I watch while I eat dinner.

  • JKGC Productions

    JKGC Productions

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    ..................looks like I'm gonna be buying a small trash can rofl wow hahahah

  • Sean Graf

    Sean Graf

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    Boogers is grosser than a floss stick. Tom is crazy!

  • Chris


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    the navi from ocarina of time "HEY!" in that outro song was a nice touch.

    • Hendawg Music

      Hendawg Music

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      Gang bruh

  • Jeremiah A

    Jeremiah A

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    1:58:07 Don't know why, but from all the Tik Tok "looking for a date clips", this one made choke from laughing.

  • Damean Pereira

    Damean Pereira

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    please give me that cube

  • TheAnonymousX


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    The dental pick/flosser thing has to be a bit, right? What kind of disgusting animal does that?

  • T R

    T R

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    That wheaties merch is dope

  • Brayden Ballew

    Brayden Ballew

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    Tom your right she is asking way to much 110% a deal breaker

  • Christopher D

    Christopher D

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    So what's the premise of this show? Fat, old, white, rich, privileged, L.A. comedians making fun of special needs, gay people, drug addicts and the mentally ill? Cool.

  • Trey Gigl

    Trey Gigl

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    I lose it every time Todd starts talking about his kids. Their interactions are always so funny.

  • Lauren


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    I need a YMH drop alarm clock.

  • Adam Lentz

    Adam Lentz

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    You are both savages and gross, but Christina Puke has zero logic.

  • Torchfang


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    I gotta say this podcast and h3 podcast are almost identical although h3 talks more about politics than they do and they go harder on the memes . Thyere both awesome !

    • Paolo M.

      Paolo M.

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      H3 sucks scrum compared to this.

  • Crescent Funk

    Crescent Funk

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    Idk about hiking, but I read an article about how mountain climbers of color noticed the named mountains that are popular for climbing have racist and misogynistic names.

  • Dylan Umemoto

    Dylan Umemoto

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    Yeah, that floss thing is gross. You live in a home, that you own and you just throw your trash on the floor like a big titted animal. We live in a society.

    • Daniel Lane

      Daniel Lane

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      Trash is bad but few things are more gross than old food and plaque. If an empty water bottle fell off the dresser still pick it up but at least it's not biogarbage you could step on. The floss would gross me out way more.

  • ManOSteel86


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    Point of personal privilege. Jus wanna say the floss pick on the floor thing is real knucklehead activity.

  • Ross Spigner

    Ross Spigner

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    Bring back the Extended Intro Music!!!!

  • Benjamin Reyes

    Benjamin Reyes

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    This is a huge deal